: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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