It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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