This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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