I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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