Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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