I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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