the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
he shaved USA in his pubs
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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