gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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