Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Come share oat with me in your robe
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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