I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we made out on top of his cat.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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