come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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