Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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