the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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