i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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