I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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