This girl is more easily done than said...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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