Me. At least after what I've been through.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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