Whod you bang
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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