what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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