Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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