I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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