I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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