we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Green mimosas i think yes
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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