but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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