the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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