we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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