And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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