How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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