Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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