is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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