is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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