Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
false alarm, still single
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