Where is the hickey?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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