I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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