Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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