he shaved USA in his pubs
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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