My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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