ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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