So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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