i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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