I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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