and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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