At least make sure they are 18
Why
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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