So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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