Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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