Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
