So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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