Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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