ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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