Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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