You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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