if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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