Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Randomize
