That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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