hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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