yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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