We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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